Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The Fill Line.

Clearly I have had zero creative blogging juices running through my brain, and this isn't any more evidence that there is any liquid. But it does have to do with liquid....
About a month ago my mom bought me this at Costco...


Jane came home with a new Brita, this was brought back for me.  Liquids all around.
"Thought i'd be good for your system," she said. I mean i've got a pretty jacked up system, but I feel like thats a bit personal (which is why i'm blogging about it).  But I suppose she is my mother. Anyway, i've been drinking these for about a month now. Haven't noticed a difference system wise, but I don't really know what difference i'm supposed to be noticing. The flavors are kind of growing on me, which was a worry from the beginning.  Why am I posting about a sugar free, gluten free, lactose free, diabetic friendly, kosher certified, 5 calorie drink thats hardly effective? We'll i'll tell you. No, i'll show you. 
No. First let me get you in on the directions.......
Directions: Add cold water to the fill line of the bottle, pour packet contents into bottle, screw on sport cap , shake and drink! 
HINT: Use less water for a stronger flavor. 
Here is the bottle:

  

Do you see that fill line? 
I'm just confused. I'm confused every day when I don't fill it up to the fill line. I just dont understand why there needs to be a fill line. Clearly you just add water and the packet, doesn't matter how much water. Its a personal preference, says so in the hint.  You just add the bloody packet and some water. Thats all.  Why does there need to be a fill line? And why couldn't you just fill it to the top if you wanted? I mean it just occurred to me that perhaps they're saying fill it to that line, because you'll have to shake after, and it could overflow? There is the logic. Shoot. Maybe i'm the idiot. No i'm not. Who would need a line there so it doesn't overflow though? Are we people who need help with our digestive troubles and simple logic skills? I just wonder. I just don't get it. I've just been confused for a while now.

I obviously have nothing to blog about. 

2 comments:

Ashlyn Isabella said...
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Ashlyn Isabella said...

Just catching up on some blog reading. I've always thought fill lines are so pointless. Just sayin.