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Problem one: This ice cream maker we got for Christmas, i'm obsessed with the ice cream it produces. I canNOT show any tiny bit of self control when we make ice cream. Or the next day when it is in the freezer, like today for example. Its disgusting. Me, not the ice cream.
Problem two: I actually should have tacked it on to one, because it includes ice cream. I'm obsessed with dairy. I just want to eat cheese and drink milk all the day long, and I don't think thats healthy.
Problem three: Also having to do with food, and really contradicting problem two. (contradicting may or may not have been the right word) I'm also obsessed with carbs. So I guess dairy isn't the ONLY thing I want to eat. I also want to eat, bread, bagles, crackers, granola bars, goldfish, etc.. ya know.
Problem four: I should be writing a paper on the The Effects of Socioeconomic Status on Language Development right now, but i'm not.
Problem five: Also dealing with schooling neglect, I should be going over slides/notes and studying as to finish off the semester...with a bang. (a bang that can hopefully salvage a few grades) But i'm not.
Problem six: I am tired always.
Problem seven: I wouldn't really consider it a problem, but society would. I DIDN'T just skip an Osmond's Christmas song that came on. Ooooops. Oh and another one just came on. Oooops. I forgot to skip that too.
Problem eight: $. (see picture to understand)
Problem nine: I'm not organized anymore. I would like to blame it on me not having a place to put my things, but I don't think thats entirely it. I think i'm just not as organized as I used to be. I used to claim that as one of my top qualities.
Problem ten: Obviously I don't understand how to place pictures on blogger, its ticking me off. So yes, I realize those pictures are all skewed, but i'm sick of messing with them. Actually, lets say that I did that on purpose to show how I'm all flustered with my problems. Thats better. So really, I only have nine problems.
Well, there we go. The good news is there are solutions to all of these problems. So I should be fine.
4 comments:
i feel like you just wrote all of my problems on your blog. minus the fact that i refuse to listen to christmas music this time of year. three more weeks......
just add a picture of some benjamins and you should be fine in the #8 category.
Brooklyn lets go caroling in 3 weeks. and Alyssa, oh Alyssa, obviously you missed that the pictures are the problems, not the solutions. the blank is supposed to represent the lack of money. yeah honestly, i'm pretty sure i'm nuts. none of those make any sense. After picture 3, I have no idea what they are. I've gone insane.
i'm just saying, maybe it would be the equivalent of an inspirational quote on your mirror, you know? encourage you to make some money or to 'live, laugh, love'
don't listen to a thing i say.
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