Yes Treat Month (tomorrow)

So I don't know if i've mentioned it, but I was off treats from Halloween until Thanksgiving. (I think I over-mentioned it)
...Anyway, I did it because my mother told me I was eating too much candy and it really ticked me off that she noticed. So I was trying to prove to her that I wasn't dependant sugar. But anyway I did it. If you knew how much sugar i'd been eating before Halloween, you'd be more impressed than you are.

Well if you were wondering what the record for fully diving back into sweets is.....I did it in about a minute.... so I think I beat whatever it was previously. I tell you I have eaten more treats (eg. pie, cookies, candy......I can't believe i'm giving examples of treats. you're not idiots) since Thanksgiving than I ever thought was possible. Kinda thought i'd be able to control myself after being used to nothing for a month. No sir. I've proven to myself I can only do one extreme or the other. But see, I decided it all evens out.

So here is the plan........ I figure if, for the rest of my life, I just go a month without them and a month with them I should equal the moderate sugar eater. Here is where I need assistance. All I need is someone to tell me i'm eating too much sugar, near the end of the treat month,  to slightly offend me to keep me motivated. You can take turns. I don't care how you decide to divide it out.

December is yes treat month
January is no treat month
February is yes treat month
March is no treat month
etc

Thanks for your cooperation. Happy Holidays! Best time of the year. Tis the season. Bring me some holiday candies.

Apparently I decided to color code the holidays/months.