Mold

Approximately two months ago, I took some lasagna in a tupperware to work for lunch. That night I returned home with it still in my back pack, I forget why I didn't eat it, but thats not important.  I was about to take it into the kitchen to dispose of it, since it had been sitting in my backpack all day I thought it probably wasn't a good idea to put it back in the fridge for a hungry memeber of my family.  As I was walking into the kitchen I heard my mom coming downstairs (hi mom).  Not that i'm deceitful, but I just wasn't in the mood to get the, 'youre wasting food' talk, as it was a very reasonable talk for her to talk. (love you mom) Anyway. so I took the tupperware back in my room and put it under my bed, thinking i'd deal with it later. Well guess what I found under my bed last night??

 It looked much like this: 

Although I feel like the white substance was much taller.....and whiter. I would have liked to get a more accurate picture of mine, but I was super freaked out. I thought it was alive.  Well I suppose it was, mold is alive, right? ............It is, I just googled it. I screamed and it took me about 5 minutes to pick it up and throw it away. What if it got on my carpet and is now crawling up under my bed? Possible? Well it's a sick thought. Sick sick sick sick sick sick sick. 

Anyway, mold is disgusting. And i'm going to go ahead and just eat my lunch from now on and/or not take food in a tupperware that I may not eat.

AND, my room is relatively clean, that was the only thing under my bed. So. 

On The Floor

The first time I heard this song I thought it was nice, but I only heard the words rats and floor.
Then the second time I heard it, I heard much more perceptive lyrics....and I like them. He's great.

Buddy

I've decided i'm going to end all conversations with my dad by saying..... 

"Pop you want a shock? I think you're a great guy."

That was George Bailey's final statement, he had to have felt good about that one.

 So just in case. That'd be a good last line..not that I want/expect there to be a last line in the near future. 

I'm just saying. I think he's great.

warnign

I have locked myself out of my car many more times than the average person. I did it today in fact.

It is because.... or i'm saying it is because....well let me first start by telling you that i'm pretty positive that i'm dyslexic. You may think i'm joking, but i'm not. I'm pretty sure its real.

Examples: 
(the bolded figures are there for clarification as to where the error is)

1. I'm at work and i'm supposed to type: TR#456789        I type: TR#456798                                                                               
2. At school i'm supposed to write: Aphasia is an acquired language impairment that cuts across all modalities (auditory, comprehnsion, verbal, expression, reading and writing) I write: Aphasia is an acquired language impairment that cust across all modalitise (auditory, comprehensoin, verbla, expression, reading and rwiting)                                                                 (let me know if you want any other facts on Aphasia....)

When we learned about dyslexia last semester I thought it sounded all too familiar (along with learning disabilities) Anyway how does this relate to me locking my keys in the car? Well I'll see my keys and _____ when getting everything from my car and think, "i'll need to grab my keys and i'll just leave _____ in here"...or... yeah thats usually what it is. Anyway then I end up taking _____ that I  wasn't going to and leaving my keys in the car. It happens...... do you want a number? Ok. I'd say every other week. Thats ridiculous. Not normal. Now I may be generalizing this dyslexic thing a little.... but just in case it's linked...... this is a warning to all of you. If you get a phone call from me at 4:30 or 5 PM....  it means that i've locked myself out and want you to come and give me a ride so I don't have to take the bus. DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONES.  I need to train my brain to not do this. I'll never learn if I get bailed out. You can serve someone else.

It's ok.... Mr. Newsom, the 7th grade math teacher everyone hated, was dyslexic. I should be fine.

No Treat Month (tomorrow)

crap.........

Yes Treat Month (tomorrow)

So I don't know if i've mentioned it, but I was off treats from Halloween until Thanksgiving. (I think I over-mentioned it)
...Anyway, I did it because my mother told me I was eating too much candy and it really ticked me off that she noticed. So I was trying to prove to her that I wasn't dependant sugar. But anyway I did it. If you knew how much sugar i'd been eating before Halloween, you'd be more impressed than you are.

Well if you were wondering what the record for fully diving back into sweets is.....I did it in about a minute.... so I think I beat whatever it was previously. I tell you I have eaten more treats (eg. pie, cookies, candy......I can't believe i'm giving examples of treats. you're not idiots) since Thanksgiving than I ever thought was possible. Kinda thought i'd be able to control myself after being used to nothing for a month. No sir. I've proven to myself I can only do one extreme or the other. But see, I decided it all evens out.

So here is the plan........ I figure if, for the rest of my life, I just go a month without them and a month with them I should equal the moderate sugar eater. Here is where I need assistance. All I need is someone to tell me i'm eating too much sugar, near the end of the treat month,  to slightly offend me to keep me motivated. You can take turns. I don't care how you decide to divide it out.

December is yes treat month
January is no treat month
February is yes treat month
March is no treat month
etc

Thanks for your cooperation. Happy Holidays! Best time of the year. Tis the season. Bring me some holiday candies.

Apparently I decided to color code the holidays/months.

Jane be Jane on LORITAB

This is from about 4 months ago... I just barely figured out how to get it from my phone to my computer. Judge it up.
Too bad this kid doesn't get her wisdom teeth out more often. Get ready...... This is funny.

I have another video where she gives away HP7.5 entirely, but I decided not to post that one just in case anyone has yet to see it. You're welcome.

Anyway, its all extremely real. She was a wreck. 

Our family watching this movie the night before didn't make her feel good about the drugs.