warnign

I have locked myself out of my car many more times than the average person. I did it today in fact.

It is because.... or i'm saying it is because....well let me first start by telling you that i'm pretty positive that i'm dyslexic. You may think i'm joking, but i'm not. I'm pretty sure its real.

Examples: 
(the bolded figures are there for clarification as to where the error is)

1. I'm at work and i'm supposed to type: TR#456789        I type: TR#456798                                                                               
2. At school i'm supposed to write: Aphasia is an acquired language impairment that cuts across all modalities (auditory, comprehnsion, verbal, expression, reading and writing) I write: Aphasia is an acquired language impairment that cust across all modalitise (auditory, comprehensoin, verbla, expression, reading and rwiting)                                                                 (let me know if you want any other facts on Aphasia....)

When we learned about dyslexia last semester I thought it sounded all too familiar (along with learning disabilities) Anyway how does this relate to me locking my keys in the car? Well I'll see my keys and _____ when getting everything from my car and think, "i'll need to grab my keys and i'll just leave _____ in here"...or... yeah thats usually what it is. Anyway then I end up taking _____ that I  wasn't going to and leaving my keys in the car. It happens...... do you want a number? Ok. I'd say every other week. Thats ridiculous. Not normal. Now I may be generalizing this dyslexic thing a little.... but just in case it's linked...... this is a warning to all of you. If you get a phone call from me at 4:30 or 5 PM....  it means that i've locked myself out and want you to come and give me a ride so I don't have to take the bus. DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONES.  I need to train my brain to not do this. I'll never learn if I get bailed out. You can serve someone else.

It's ok.... Mr. Newsom, the 7th grade math teacher everyone hated, was dyslexic. I should be fine.

No Treat Month (tomorrow)

crap.........

Yes Treat Month (tomorrow)

So I don't know if i've mentioned it, but I was off treats from Halloween until Thanksgiving. (I think I over-mentioned it)
...Anyway, I did it because my mother told me I was eating too much candy and it really ticked me off that she noticed. So I was trying to prove to her that I wasn't dependant sugar. But anyway I did it. If you knew how much sugar i'd been eating before Halloween, you'd be more impressed than you are.

Well if you were wondering what the record for fully diving back into sweets is.....I did it in about a minute.... so I think I beat whatever it was previously. I tell you I have eaten more treats (eg. pie, cookies, candy......I can't believe i'm giving examples of treats. you're not idiots) since Thanksgiving than I ever thought was possible. Kinda thought i'd be able to control myself after being used to nothing for a month. No sir. I've proven to myself I can only do one extreme or the other. But see, I decided it all evens out.

So here is the plan........ I figure if, for the rest of my life, I just go a month without them and a month with them I should equal the moderate sugar eater. Here is where I need assistance. All I need is someone to tell me i'm eating too much sugar, near the end of the treat month,  to slightly offend me to keep me motivated. You can take turns. I don't care how you decide to divide it out.

December is yes treat month
January is no treat month
February is yes treat month
March is no treat month
etc

Thanks for your cooperation. Happy Holidays! Best time of the year. Tis the season. Bring me some holiday candies.

Apparently I decided to color code the holidays/months.

Jane be Jane on LORITAB

This is from about 4 months ago... I just barely figured out how to get it from my phone to my computer. Judge it up.
Too bad this kid doesn't get her wisdom teeth out more often. Get ready...... This is funny.

I have another video where she gives away HP7.5 entirely, but I decided not to post that one just in case anyone has yet to see it. You're welcome.

Anyway, its all extremely real. She was a wreck. 

Our family watching this movie the night before didn't make her feel good about the drugs.

Good thing BJ doesn't have a Christmas CD

Much like my friend Juneyb, i'm loving Billy Joel right now. Actually because of her, he's all i've been listening to. Which consequently, has got me thinking about Larry... which has got me missing high school choir. Simple times. Anyway, typically I am eating up Christmas music about this time of year. Maybe its a good thing i'm not...apparently it is kind of controversial. Sorry to those i've offended. Thanksgiving is a good holiday. Gratitude is nice. I'm grateful for a lot of things. 

Including Christmas and music. And Christmas music.  

Call Me Abe

Today I was reviewing some old posts on It's Me Bear, as i'm sure most of you do daily. While reading, I realized that some of them aren't entirely accurate anymore. I would like to do all things in my power to be completely honest to all of my many many many many readers.
So I am now going to revamp a few posts (in no particularly order):

1. I love water. I really do, but I can't say I am drinking quite this much anymore. I should probably start doing that again. You are correct, that wasn't that long ago. I don't keep goals very long.
2. I definitely have this professor again. And much to my dismay, he must have bought a whole new wardrobe over the summer. I mean we occasionally get to see the old articles, but for the most part, he's doing pretty well for himself in the clothing switching up business.
3. Our toaster is working just fine. But, I also don't eat as much toast as I used to. Yeah but I really think it's adequately toasting our bread. I was being dramatic. 
4. The more I've thought about it, i'm NOT looking forward to Halloween. Still hate it. I think I was confusing Halloween with fall. Because i've decided I LOVE fall. It was an optimistic day, October 3rd, but not very realistic. 
5. It's not even a question in my mind anymore, i'm not really an adult.
6. I have many more problems than this would suggest. 
7. Honey is real good, but it's not the new nutella. Come on! What was I saying? Nutella will always be the new nutella. 

Other than that, i'm pretty sure they're all current.  Just trying to be truthful here. 

P.S. I should probably clear this up.... but I didn't see it was fitting in the list because I never really "said" it.... I suppose it was implied though.
This picture....

was pretty posed if I recall... i'm not as good with children as it may appear. Although, none of them look blissfully happy, so maybe it's pretty on.

It's Wet Again

I rediscovered this song over the weekend.

I go through phases with Ben, like with most artists.

Coming out of a drought.